taken from the placemat in a cafe:
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Benjamin Franklin)
- You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. (Frank Zappa)
- Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer. (Freddie Freak)
- Beer has food value, but food has no beer value. (JR Robertson)
- In Vino Veritas, In Cervesio Felicitas (In wine there is truth, in beer there is joy) (Anonymous)
- He was a wise man who invented beer. (Plato)
- 24 beers in a case. 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? (Steven Wright)
- I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall or communism, or the fact that the refrigerator is still working. (Dave Barry)
- If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs. (David Daye)
- WIthout question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. (Dave Barry)
- Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. (Henry Lawson)
- In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer. (A.J.P. Taylor)
- Good ale will make a cat speak. (Old English Proverb)
- I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. (Tom Waits)
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